A woman is walking in the woods looking for mushrooms when he runs into an old oil lamp.
started now and rub the Genie appears.
"Can I have my three wishes?" - Asks the woman.
"No!" - Says the genie. "Because of bad weather, the recession, globalization, inflation, strikes and all other menate world, nowadays I can offer you only one wish to fulfill."
The woman then takes a map and says, "In that case, I would Peace in the Middle East. See this map? I wish that this country stopped being a war! "
Genius throws a look at the map and blurts out:" But damn, these countries are at war from ancient times! I do not think we can do nothing, they are powerful but not so much! Absolutely nothing to do. Do not even think about it. Even if I asked the help of my teacher I may be able to realize this wish. Forget it! Come on, ask me something else "- said the Genie.
The woman thinks for a bit 'and he says - "I'm not never been able to find the right man, a man sensitive and affectionate, cultured and intelligent, it makes me laugh, which I respect, who can understand me and support me, it's a caring and loving fills me with compliments, it makes me feel beautiful and desired, not spend all your time watching football on TV, to bring me breakfast in bed every day and does not betray me ... "
And the genius sighed: "Give me, give me a little 'review of the map is cock ..."
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